The University of Southampton is trying to keep up appearances. Not to be outdone by the Alley Catz of St Catharine's College, Cambridge, whose drunken streaking across the quad made lurid headlines last week, 30 naked male rugby players at the University of Southampton invaded a lacrosse pitch where a women's team was playing against King's College, London. The students, who had been downing pints after finishing their match, weaved round the women as they tried to play on. The home team went on to win.