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Alumnus to be proud of No 54 is a man to avoid if you are sensitive to noise pollution. Sean MacGlonin contributed greatly to the peace and quiet of central London last weekend by playing the bagpipes in Trafalgar Square as a preparation for the England v Scotland match at Wembley, then revealed to reporters that he is not only a native of that well-known centre of Celtic culture, the Bronx, but a law graduate from Trinity College, Cambridge.