Choirs of disapproval

Alumnus to be proud of No. 111 is the latest member of the bash-the-teachers brigade, Charles Philip Arthur Windsor, known to the authorities as the Prince of Wales.

At least he had the grace not to indict "trendy teachers" for the divorce rate to which his family has made such contributions.

He speaks with knowledge of trendy educational methods, having followed his time at Gordonstoun with a specially-confected course at Trinity College, Cambridge. He can at least claim to be the most educated member of the clan - pre-investiture weeks at Aberystwyth having enabled him to deal with his subjects in Welsh.