It can only be a matter of time before Sir Alan Langlands, principal of Dundee University, shows The Diary round his lovely institution in the company of his charming senior management team. Sir Alan has featured in Hello! magazine, generously allowing honorary graduate Stella McCartney to appear in the shot. In his vice-chancellor's ceremonial robes, he is undoubtedly the best dressed person in terms of quantity - the double-page spread includes a rather scantily clad Jerry Hall and Mariah Carey.