Even Antithesis is not cruel enough to name the reader (still working on his PhD at 38) who emailed us this week with a query about our Internet service. Attached to the email was another, we hope not meant for us, concerning his attractiveness, child-free status, and solid employment. Let us hope it also reached the intended recipient and that true love blossoms electronically. The sender certainly realised his mistake, to judge by the "please disregard" email that arrived soon after.