Wine, women and Wills

Ah. How sweet. St Andrews University principal Brian Lang has had a tough few weeks, what with all the hysteria surrounding soon-to-be student Prince William and the allegations against Lang of bullying - of which he has been cleared. But he knows how to escape the fray. "I will take a jet from anywhere to be at home on Friday night with a bottle of wine and the woman in my life," he told the Financial Times this week.