Suzi Q (and A)

Have you ever suspected that your vice-chancellor's mind isn't always entirely on the job at hand? One high-profile v-c, whose identity we had better keep secret, ended up telling us more than we ever wanted to know about his personal inclinations when he responded to The Times Higher 's Christmas quiz. His answers arrived on the back of a raunchy picture of the leather-clad singer Suzi Quatro. Ten out of ten for originality, of course, but sadly some of the responses were wrong - perhaps he wasn't concentratingI