Pot shot

Students would naturally be expected to object to strippograms on the grounds of political correctness.

But strippogram Sid Robertson, interviewed in Edinburgh University's student newspaper, reveals that the political became the personal the night he turned up at an Edinburgh student party dressed as a policeman.

"These two guys came up to me afterwards and said 'You bastard!' They'd seen me coming down the corridor in the outfit and flushed all their hash down the toilet.''