A new company called Apocalypse Software seems anxious to break into the HE market. "After SIM City and SIM Earth," says its leaflet, "comes SIM University. Make your little extramural class on flower arranging grow into a college, then a university and finally hit the top ten in the Times League Tables. Gobble up FE colleges, fight off neighbouring universities, buy up old town halls and get that knighthood." Write to Janus Necropolis or Boris Pushoff at 13 Coldharbour Lane, Bristol, more commonly known as the home of the Higher Education Funding Council.