Clean bowled

Far be it from us to suggest that the Department for Trade and Industry's Exporting Education bulletin is handing out disinformation. But anyone who has been to both Hackney and Singapore will find something odd in the announcement that "Hackney Community College is in the process of setting up a college for cleaning with a local partner." If Hackney has something to teach Singapore about cleanliness, a whole range of opportunities opens up. Coming next - Oxford teaches University of the West Indies how to play cricket?