A tasty rum and Coke

Congratulations to David Triesman, former head of the Association of University Teachers, who was last week appointed to the House of Lords. His old trade union colleagues at lecturers' union Natfhe are already making mischief, claiming the following meal was served to him over Christmas:

Starter
Fawn cocktail
Salami tactics on ciabatta
Main course
Stuffed students
Roast principles
Two-faced sauce
Something fishy
Dessert
Turncoat pudding
Followed by
Rum do and Mint it