Remote and ineffectual Don, collini.munby.belloc@parodies.ac.uk
Where have you gone, where have you gone?
Don interfacing, Don interactive,
Don returned as research-active;
Don inspected and Don assessed,
Don internationally ranked with the best;
Don on a jet, Don at the screen,
Don on the Net, Don never seen;
Don with modem, Don with homepage,
Don in lockup, Don in e-rage.
Webmaster Don, write-faster Don,
Gay Rasta Don, Doncaster Don,
Newly hired Don, hard-wired Don,
Very tired Don, easily fired Don;
Don in a garage, Don in a loft,
Don and his start-up, the new Microsoft;
Don taken over, Don selling shares,
Don playing games of electronic chairs;
Don at Stanford - or is it MIT? -
Don who scores in the RAE;
Don off the scale, Don with a deal,
Don masterminding the alumni appeal;
Don on the board, Don director,
Don a power in the private sector.
Remote and ineffectual Don,
Where have you gone, where have you gone?
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